Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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