all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
