My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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