bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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