glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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