He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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