I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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