im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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