No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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