His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was âTits On A Stickâ.
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