My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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