His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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