he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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