Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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