Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
i just wanna soil my oats bro
wanna go halves on a baby?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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