3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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