Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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