Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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