How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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