I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
