I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
He has the fingertips of a God
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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