i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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