Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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