Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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