On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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