That's when you crack a 10am beer
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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