summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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