I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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