Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize