I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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