Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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