She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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