I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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