What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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