we're blogging at a bar
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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