He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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