Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
dude. I can hear the air.
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