Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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