never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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