we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
