I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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