I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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