I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
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