that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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