it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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