Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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