Me. At least after what I've been through.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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