Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Blood and glitter go together right?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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