I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Fuck now we have to have sex
In a bet, need to win
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?