Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm jealous of your bromance
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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