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(860): View more from Connecticut

my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.

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(785): View more from Kansas

We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night

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(678): View more from Georgia

I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes

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(415): View more from California

yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line

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