Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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