You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
