I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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