I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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