Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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